For Karina

10 Things you hope you never hear your gyno say


1) Guess you're into that whole "all natural" thing, huh?

2) You do wash, right?

3) Geez, my hand just slips right in there!

4) Woah...what is that?!

5) Can I get some fruit with this cottage cheese?

6) Have you heard of vaginal "lifting"?

7) You sure have something special here.

8) Do you like it when I do this; or how about this?

9) Whoops, sorry. Its my first day.

10) Dont worry. Someone's bound to love you for who you are in the inside.